2022 - LARP Your Heart Out
The loser must attend a minimum of three (3) LARP events between the conclusion of the 2022 fantasy football season and the 2023 fantasy football draft. The loser must spend at least two (2) nights on the event grounds at each of the three (3) LARP events. The LARP events must be fantasy, medieval, or Norse themed.
Documentation: During the events, loser must periodically document his participation through photographs and videos. The documentation must be shared with the League through the Fantasy Life group text at the time it is taken. At a minimum, the loser must document his arrival to and departure from the event, and a photograph or video every three hours from the time of his arrival until his departure. Loser must also share his location (like Scotty does) with the League through the Fantasy Life group text.
2023 Draft Weekend: The loser must arrive to the 2023 draft house in a LARP outfit and wear LARP outfit(s) until the conclusion of the 2023 draft. More than one outfit can be worn (and character played) throughout the draft weekend. If the loser is pardoned, he must present each of his draft picks in character. Loser must remain in character until the conclusion of the 2023 fantasy football draft.
Below are references to acceptable LARP events:
https://www.larpcoop.com/dammerung
https://www.larpcoop.com/landsofexile
https://www.larpcoop.com/malleus
2021 - Africa Style
Every year the losing super bowl team has there t-shirts shipped to Africa. This punishment requires you to get a super bowl tattoo of the losing team. Needs to have the super bowl year / trophy as well as the losing teams logo some how involved. You have until one week after the super bowl to get this done. Sunday - Sunday. Video of the tattoo is required and must be sent to the official chat group (Fantasy Life) (Garcia's Idea).
2020 - Karate Kid
You have 10 days from the champion being crowned to enroll in a karate dojo. You must attend weekly classes. At least one per week. You must also attend one point sparring competition where you actually hit each other. The grand finale is a presentation/demonstration at the draft where you showcase all of your skills. Shadow boxing, board breaking, ninja moves, etc... photo or video evidence of your attendance inside the dojo is required for proof. Exact time for show at the draft TBD. (Stalker Original Idea) (Nate Stole)
2019 - Mc Lovin It
From when the loser is crowned until the singing of the national anthem at the draft house are are required to eat one item from McDonalds EVERY SINGLE day. This means that if its officially over on Sunday Week 15 as in a toilet bowl chump has been crowned, then you start on sunday.. if its over monday week 15 you start on monday. (I dont think this needs to be explained anymore) You cannot eat the same item two days in a row, (example you cannot eat a double cheese burger on monday and on tuesday and count it, however monday and Wednesday is allowed, also you are allowed to eat a double cheeseburger on monday and a big mac on tuesday, just a different item from the menu....)… drinks do not count, sauces do not count, coffees do not count, snacks and sides do not count, hash browns do not count, bakery items (apple pies, cookies) do not count, if your confused on what these are please visit the link below….. however zerts and screams are allowed (zerts = deserts, screams = shakes). You will be required to take one photo of each item and send it to the official league chat group (Fantasy Life) EVERY SINGLE DAY.. where we will build a nice image flip book for you to remember your disgusting feat. If you plan on going on vacation i would pack accordingly, if you get sick, to fucking bad. EVERY SINGLE DAY!! (Garcia's Idea)
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/full-menu.html
https://www.instagram.com/mcshermyy/
2018 - Catstagram
Adopt a cat from the kill shelter (a real nasty kill shelter) and love that cat for the entirety of its life. You must also start an instagram account for the cat where you will have to gain 350 followers before next years draft. You get until the next weekend after a loser is crowned to pick your cat from the shelter. (Nasty's idea) (Scotty Cheated the system and didn't do the punishment on time -> kicked out)
2017 - Thinner - 20/40 Must reach 20lbs above and below starting weight. Starting weight will be taken when a loser is crowned (even week 2 toilet bowl), Duration of the entire off season, must hold weight for a 24 hour period while providing evidence during. Once you choose to the direction to gain or lose you cannot switch before reaching the weight. (Garcia's idea)
2016 - 325 Total Miles (Every miles under 10 minutes. 323 will be ran on own time. Timed 2 mile at draft house under (13.30) )
2015 - Homeless Shelter (Duration 100 hours. Due to complications food was served from a food truck to bums)
2014 - Belly Button Ring (Duration from end of season to the beginning of the next years draft)
2013 - Pokemon Tattoo (Bradley's idea)
2012 - Brand
2011 - Butter Fly Tattoo
2010 - Frosted Tips (Chowder was a bitch and got kicked out after, there's a lesson to be learned here)
2009 - Shame